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[10/19/2017, 12:15 PM  Wishing Diwali in SAP way..

May this Diwali give u
Popularity of SAP SD
Fulfillment of SAP MM
Wealth of SAP FICO
Mobility of SAP LE
Discipline of SAP WM
Benefits of SAP HR
Beauty of SAP Successfactors
Precaution of SAP QM
Productivity of SAP PP
Security of SAP BASIS
Fixing of SAP ABAP
Controlling of SAP SOLMAN
Speed and accuracy of SAP HANA
Versatality of SAP Business suite
Wishing you a very Happy Diwali. ............😊
[10/25/2017, 11:58 AM] ‪+91 84894 24929‬: A Gujarati bought a well from a Marwadi.
The next day while on his way to the market,  he met the Marwadi who told him "Bhai, I have sold the well to you but I have not sold the water; if you use the water you will have to pay for it."
The Gujarati replied,  "In fact, I was planning to come to your place and ask you to empty the water. If you don't do it,  then you will have to pay the rent for the water "
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[10/26/2017, 8:50 AM]  *Ekadasi Upavas* (Fasting) and this year's *Nobel Prize in Medicine*..... what is the connection?
This year's(2016) *Nobel Prize in Medicine* has gone to a Japanese scientist *Dr. Yoshinori Ohsumi* for his research on *AUTOPHAGY*.
Autophagy, an Intracellular Recycling System otherwise means "eating self". In other words, the process by which the human body eats it own damaged cells and unused proteins. Autophagy is a natural process and also one which occurs in cases of starvation. The failure of autophagy is one of the main reasons for accumulation of damaged cells which eventually leads to various diseases in the body. Autophagy is important to prevent/fight cancer and also plays a vital role in degrading and 'consuming' cells infected by bacteria and viruses.
We have to observe here that ancient India had recommended a practice of fasting (Ekadasi) one day in a fortnight. Many of us religiously follow this practice to this day as a penance for spiritual progress without any idea of the biological and therapeutic benefits of this practice. Through this process of fasting induced autophagy, our body repairs it's damaged and degenerated cells or uses up the proteins of the damaged cells for its survival.
Whenever modern science conquers a frontier in any field, it somehow relates back to a quaint spiritual practice followed in India for generations.
A day in a fortnight spent in prayer and divine contemplation was a tonic for the mind and soul while the practice of fasting ensured that the body would heal and rejuvenate itself.
Clearly, our ancient Rishis believed in a process of holistic healing of both the body and the mind. They were able to, quite remarkably, connect the yearning for spiritual progress in a human being with the biological necessity of the human body. One cannot but marvel, and bow one's head with admiration and reverence, at their wisdom and deep scientific understanding of the body and the mind.
We may afford to forget and ignore our glorious past, but with every research, every other day by the world scholars, the magnanimity of our civilization is opening before the present day humanity. *It is time to revisit this country called Bharatvarsha*.
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[10/26/2017, 11:46 AM] ‪: If girls were pilots 😂
Girl.. "Hello control tower, this is flight ✈ 365.. We have a problem." 😲
Control tower.. "What is the problem?" 😵
Girl.. "Nothing.".😕
Control tower.. " Please tell us the problem! "
Girl.. "Naah leave it."😕
Control tower.. " Tell us please! "
Girl... "Nothing, i'm fine.. You cannot understand."😕😏
Control tower.. "For God's sake pilot please tell us the problem!" 😵
Girl.. "Just leave me alone." 😢
Control tower.. "Ohh you maniac mad girl, there are 200 passengers aboard in plane." ✈ 😡😡
Girl.. Yeahh, nobody cares for me 😢 You also only care for those 200 passengers.. I don't wanna talk to you.. Nooo 😏😂
[11/17/2017, 12:47 PM] ‪+91 95827 25205‬: Corporate hospitals pay a salary of *1.5 lakh* per month to their doctors.

But they have monthly targets.
The condition for retaining their job is *to write tests & scans worth 3 lakhs* & *trap 25 patients* for surgery every month.

This does not happen in *Charity Hospitals.*

In many hospitals, unwanted surgeries & risky premature cataract surgeries are being carried out.
One has to be wary of corporate hospitals.

Never show your medical Insurance card or say *"Doctor, don't bother about the expense, please save me"*

*If they terrify you & don't give you time to think, be alert & come away. Don't sign up.*

If they advise surgery or a medical procedure, just call *70266 46022* or send your medical reports to: *medical@medsense.meor*,  else visit: *medisensehealth.com*
They will get you a 2nd opinion from an expert doctors panel.
It's a free service for patients.

This free service is available in *21 cities in India* which includes *Udupi, Mangalore, Bangalore, Pune, Mumbai, Chennai, Hyd* etc.

*Please pass on to all ur loved ones.*

I just did...!
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[11/26/2017, 6:20 PM] Guru eim: Interviewer - so what's your email ID?

Engineering student - sir, abc@xyz.com

Interviewer - and password?

Engineering student - 12345678

Interviewer - you shared such a confidential information so easily for the job. How can we trust that you will not share any confidential information of the company for some better offers?

Engineering student- Sir, I might have shared my password with you but I don't think you can still login to my email account. Let's look for the possibilities. My password can be

12345678

Or

Onetwothreefourfivesixseveneight

Or

1twothreefourfivesixseveneight

1twothreefourfivesixseven8….. so on

Or

2444666668888888 (one 2, three 4….)

13355557777778 (1, two 3, four 5……, 8)….. so on

Or

Combination of all of these…

By the way, did I mention the use of capitals?

Interviewer  :
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Yappaaaa. Kaala kaatraa saami, onakku velai confirmed.
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[11/28/2017, 1:16 PM] ‪+91 95827 25205‬: Husband : Too much expenses this month
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Wife : You can check the details

1500- milk
900 - PNKG
4000- veggies
1100 - PNKG
1800 - washerman
500 - PNKG
3500 - maid
800 - PNKG
6000 - grocery
1500 - PNKG
1800 - electric & water
1000 -PNKG
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Husband :  What is this PNKG ???
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Wife :  Pata Nahi Kahan Gaye!! 😜😂😝
[12/2/2017, 11:06 PM] Rupa eim: An Inspirational speaker said:
"The best days of my life were the days I spent with another man's wife".
Audience were in shock and silence.

He added:

"and she is my mother".
A big round of applause and laughter followed.
One Man who listened to the speech decided to crack this at home.
At dinner, he said to his wife: the best days of my life were the days I spent with another man's wife....
After a moment he tried to recall the second line......
By the time he regained his senses,

he was on hospital bed, recovering from burns of hot sambar poured by his wife.
MORAL LESSON: Don't copy if you cannot paste.
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[12/13/2017, 6:47 PM] ‪+91 84894 24929‬: Dear *Virat Kohli*,

We don’t mind you getting married in Italy...

But please come back to India for having a kid,

We are still finding it difficult to handle one grown up “Italian kid” now. 😜
[12/14/2017, 10:21 AM] ‪+91 84894 24929‬: I went to a liquor store yesterday on my bicycle🚲. I bought a bottle of Jack Daniels. I tied it to my bicycle carrier.

I was about to leave. Then I realised that if I fell off the bike on the way home, the bottle would break.🤔🤔🤔

So I drank all the JD before I rode back🚲.

Finally it turned out to be a very good decision, because I fell off my bicycle seven times on the way home.😛😛😛
[12/14/2017, 6:50 PM] ‪+91 84894 24929‬: A frozen December morning in Canada. An Indian woman called her husband

Wife: the car is not starting. Dashboard shows the sign of a person sitting on toilet 🚽
Husband: what...?? Send me a picture

Husband got shocked when he saw the picture....
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[12/14/2017, 7:52 PM] ‪+91 96591 55727‬: Open Challenge 4 u.

Below 6 item names are given which we see daily
.     
Correct  the Spelling of the items

               1. Pturecmo
               2. bokeacfo.            
               3. ihbugtlet
               4. tpsasurl
               5. irmror
               6. Lebomi

                      Lets Check Ur Brain how its work.
Time limit 24 Hrs.